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Oneliners & smileys



{}              'No comment'
                Hug

|               For bike fleet messages

|)              Salamander

|-<>            Kissy face

|-{             "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)

|:-)            Heavy eyebrows
                User has the one eyebrow syndrome

|:-O            Open mouth smiley (?)

|:-|            Excessively rigid

|:['            Groucho Marx

||              For messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles

|~(             "Someone just busted my nose"
                User just had nose busted

}(:-(           Wearing toupee in wind

}-)             A wry grin

}:-<            Cat

}:~#})          Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached ugly nosed smiley
                with a double-chin

~:-(            Net.flame
                User is being flamed
                User is particularly angry (steamed)

~\8-O           Needs to fix frayed cord on terminal

~~\8-O          Zapped by frayed cord on terminal

~~c___          Beach

~~~8}           Snake

~~~~8}          Snake

~~~~:>          Person in a transporter beam

~~~~>           Photon

|-(     )       Yawning smiley

|-(=   =)       Yawning smiley from Vietnam

IIII8^)X        Cat in the Hat

: .)            Cindy Crawford

((: =)X         Charlie Chaplin

: =)            Adolf Hitler

<+-< : )        Pope

C:\>            MS-DOS Programmer

^_^             Basic smilie (Japanese symbol)

;_;             Crying smilie (Japanese symbol)

@_@             Boggled eyes smilie, or glasses (Japanese symbol)

(_o_)           Kowtowing (bowing) person (Japanese symbol)
                An ass that's been around
                This ass costs you a lot less

~\\ (^o^) /~/~  Octopus (Japanese symbol)

(o|o)           Ultraman (Japanese symbol)

(Y)oYo(Y)       Barutan, a monster from "Ultraman" (Japanese symbol)

*^_^*           Blushing smilie (Japanese symbol)
                Cute little girl

^_^;;;          Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)

^^;;;           Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)

|-|             User is asleep (boredom)

:-)x            User wears a bow tie

=:=|            User is a priest

*)              Mutant smiley
                Here's Thor Hi-y'all.

]B=8}           Dragon smiley
                User is a dragon

`@_____         User is writing about snail mail

`\=o-o=/'       User wears eye glasses

())=(           User is drinking wine

<0__/\__/\_     User is a worm

( o ) ( o )     User has big hooters

(o)(o)          User has big boobs

>[]I            User is watching television

:^X^C           User is an emacs user saying "How do I get out of this damn
                vi editor?"

(OO)            User is mooning you (sideways)

)*(             User is an asshole (sideways)

oo---oo-Bo      User is a truck driver

i-=<***         User is applying flame thrower

~~~c___         User is at the beach

 ,,,^..^,,,     User is a cat peeking over a fence (sideways)

~M`'~           User is camel (sideways)

`AR~            Baby elephant (sideways)

(^o^)           User is joyously singing (sideways)

(^.^)/          User is waving hello (sideways, Japanese style)

(;.;)/~         User is waving goodbye (sideways, Japanese style)

(>_<)           User is furious (sideways)
                User is hurt (Japanese style)

(=_=)~          User is sleepy (sideways, Japanese style)

{{(>_<)}}       User is cold (sideways, Japanese style)

@L@             User has spent too many hours at terminal

` '             User is a cat (at night) (sideways)

(*_*)           User is in love (sideways)

($_$)           User is being greedy (sideways)
                Yuppie

(x_x)           User is dead (sideways)

(u_u)           User is sleeping (sideways)

(OvO)           User is an owl (sideways)

(g_g)           User is sleepy

#!^~/           User is kissing and wears shades (profile)

*            User is happy (3/4 view)

/\/:/\          User is the Mummy

(Z(:^P          User is Napoleon

:-8p            User is Dizzy Gillespie (puffed cheeks and trumpet)

IIIIII8^)X      User is The Cat in the Hat

`,`,`,`,`:|     User is a Mrs. Frankenstein

(:-O ==>        User is Rush Limbaugh (note loud tie)

=[8]-O          User is Spaceman Spiff preparing to land

C8<]            User is Darth Vader

[:=I]           User is Frankenstein

(>:^F)          User is Count Dracula

=|B-{|###       User is from ZZ Top

(8=X            User is Death (Mr. Death to you) (skull & X bones)

(|-(            User is "Good Grief!"   User is (Charlie Brown?)

(|-|  F         User is Robocop

*:O)            User is Bozo the Clown

*<|:-)>         User is Santa Claus

3:-)            User is Bart Simpson
                User has curly hair

7:^)            User is Ronald Reagan

7:u)            User is Fred Flintstone

:##)            User is Jimmy Durante

:-)  8          User is Dolly Parton (partial body)

;-p             User is Popeye

]:-)}           User is the Devil

]B-)            User is Batman

C|:-=)          User is Charlie Chaplin

(:-|            User is Captain Jean Luc Picard

}}:-(           User is Worf

=:)             User is a bunny
                Smiley with raised eyebrows
                Skull

=:x             User is a bunny

{:<>            User is Daffy Duck

>>>>>:============      User is a vegetable (asparagus)

(:=             User is a beaver
                Skull

:=8|            User is a baboon

>:-3=           User is Bugs Bunny

(:<>            User is a duck

:8]             User is a gorilla

.\/             User is a duck (profile)

#B<>            User is a duck, with a spike haircut & Ray-Bans, quacking.

   )            User is the Cheshire cat

(:-) :   8-     User is a male

{:-} 8   >      User is a female

(:-) : ==8      User is a male on the make

:-o : ^^:       User is a male after zipping up fly too fast

{:-} 8   X      User is a female wearing chastity belt

$:-) :   8-     User is a male prostitute

$:-} B   >      User is a female prostitute

(8-( :  -8      User is a masked rapist

(:-)     ?      User is having a sex change

(:-) :   8===   User is John Holmes

*:-} 8   8-     User is a transvestite

[:-) 8   >      User is a gay female (butch)

{:-( :   >      User is a female with small breasts

*:-} :   8-     User is a gay male (fem)

:-( :   :~      User is an impotent male

:-) : , 8-      User has an outie belly button

:-) :   8-^-    User is in need of some corrective surgery

:-) :   8-...   User is taking a leak

:-\ :   8o      User after a cold shower

{:-| 8( )>      User is a pregnant female

:-} : =M8       User is taking matters into his own hand

>:-( 8   >      User is a female after reading sexist opinions on feminists

{:-) 8   >   <  User is a mermaid.

{:-) 8   >d-:   Users are engaged in cuninlingus (showing body)

@O=E<=          User is a woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater
                (mini whole body)

B-)-[<          User is wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk (mini whole
                body)

O>--<           User is dead on pavement  (mini whole body)

o>8<|=          User is writing messages about interesting women
                (mini whole body)

oO:)&           User is a grandmother

*-=|8-D         User is a clown

#:o\:o/:o\:o/:o||       User is a totem pole

>[:^)           User watches too much TV

[]:-{o          User is a Barbershop quartet singer

<*(:-?          User is a Wizard who doesn't know the answer

::-b|d-::       User is has glasses and is sticking out tongue at mirror

(P-|            User is a Borg

X^o             User is trying to focus on ASCII random dot stereograms

K%*}            User is very drunk with lampshade on head

{-)             User is needs a haircut

(:-)>+          User is a Monk

:-...           User is heart-broken

(:-)}           User is bald and bearded

(D:-]           User is a General

*!#*!^*&~ >:-(  User is very angry after losing hours of work

*(H-)           User is a downhill skier

*8=(:           User is a blubbering idiot

.-(             User should have worn safety glasses

._)             User is suffering from Lorentz contractions

G-(             User is a scuba diver with a broken mask

8-{)            User is has glasses and a moustache

8===>           User is a dickhead

: (             User is a leper

:-( )           User has had toes stepped on
                Shocked

:-(=            User has buck teeth

:-) :-( :-) :-(         Manic depressive

:-)>-o          User is a doctor with stethoscope

:-)K-           User is wearing shirt and tie

>:-@            User is extremely angry

:-@%$#          User is swearing

:-G-~           User is smoking cigarettes

:-O>-[o]        User is an American tourist (note big mouth and camera)

:-P*            User is spitting out its chewing tobacco

>:-t            User is cross

>;-('           User is is so mad that s/he is spitting

%-(             User is a practical joker who played one too many and got
                beat up

={:-)]          User is in a bottle

=:-#(           User is punk rocker with a mustache

(:-H            User is football player

==:%(==         User is has been railroaded

>-<             User is absolutely livid!!

=>B=)           User is a punk rocker

>:w)            User is making the nose-thumbing gesture

?:-)            User has wavy hair, parted on right

C:H             User is a football player

I8${}           User is a Ubangi (bone in nose)

K:-)            User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
                Smiley with a graduation hat

R-(             User has broken glasses

@@@@@@:-)       User is Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)

~(:-)           User is Homer Simpson

:-.             User has 'no comment'
                Wispering/Talking Quietly.

~:o             User is a baby

~:@             User is a baby with a pacifier

:-C===8         User is giving or receiving a blowjob

:-)  (-: +  :-o o-: + :-Pd-:    Users in a kissing sequence

=-)             Sideways smily face

:-o zz z z Z  Z         Bored

:^U             Turned face

:^Y             Turned poker face

:^r             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)

:^y             Turned smiling face

:^W             Turned face with tongue out

:^"             Pursing lips

:-[]            Robot face

:-[#]           Smilie with braces
                Eating

%)              Artistic face
                Here's a racing yacht.

C|:-)           Smilie with a bowler hat

:-)=            Smilie with beard

|-Q             Smoking and yelling chinese

!8-)            Nerd with combed hair

B-]             Batman smiley

K-[             Batman with eyes poked out

=^-^=           Cat smile

[:~~~~>)#####   Jewish guy smiling

[:~~~~>o#####   Jewish guy reading tora

|:/             Constipated

:-+             User with too much lipstick
                Exhausted

:-*|            User with moustache

:-=(            Hitler user

8-(:-}          Matt user with propeller beanie

:-h             User with forked tongue

:-)B            User with large breasts

(*):            I Cyclops user

*8-I            Nerd user

*X-I            Dead nerd user

=(:-)           Punk user

:::-)           ElephantmanUser

._/             Squashed user

 -:             User up-side down with a brick in his mouth

:-)I            User on the town

8-)*---         Miami Vice user

{{:-)           Klingon warrior smiling after victory

}}:-)           Klingon warrior smiling after victory

@:-\            Elvis

___m_oo_m___            Spying at the wall

___m_OO_m___            REALLY spying at the wall

___m_+o+_m___           Clown spying at the wall

^^m^^oo^^m^^^           Spying at the wall with nails

__mmmm_oo_mmmm__        Octopus spying at the wall

__\/_oo_\/__            Crab spying at the wall

____V@_____             Snail spying at the wall

__m_(-O-)_m__           Koala spying at the wall

__m_.(%)._m__           Yet another pig spying at the wall

______,________         Yet another ant spying at the wall

_____,P________         Ant with banner spying

___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___        Ants marching and spying at the wall

___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P,___       Ant Platoon marching and spying at the wall

____________            Invisible Man spying at the wall

__m__(((..)__m__        "Monica" spying at the wall

___m_--_m___            Chinese spying at the wall

__m____m___             Dwarf spying at the wall

___m_O_m___             Cyclops spying at the wall

___m_@^@_m___           Man with glasses spying at the wall

_m_oo_m_m_oo_m_         Twins spying at the wall

_m_oo_mm_oo_m_          Siamese Twins spying at the wall

--m--xx--m--            Dead cartoon spying at the wall

__m_oo_?__              Cap. Hook spying at the wall

__m_oo__                One-handed spying at the wall

&-r            Tearful user sticking tongue out

<8-*            Surprised user eating something bitter

(Bo/            Egg-head-skeptical user using glasses

{:0             Orator user wearing a toupee

}::-?           User wearing a toupee in a updraft, using normal glasses
                and smoking a pipe

B:*/            Drunk-undecided user with sunglasses on head

*^O             Crazy-big-mouth user

OOOO-{I         Marge Simpson-crazy user using a mustache

<:@0            Pig-nose-orator user.

<8-~)           Swimmer user with a cold and smiling

>|*b            Drunk user pointing the tongue out

@0-(            Scuba-diver-sad user wearing a turban

(:-~I           Egg-head user with a cold

(B:o#           Egg-head user with sunglasses on head and wearing braces

*.-)            One-eye-only user smiling

~~0{            Scuba-diver user using a mustache and burning

<:-}            Happy user

OOOOBc~         Marge Simpson-unhappy user using glasses and drooling

OOOO:@[         Pig-nose-Marge Simpson-vampire user

(8*<            Egg-head-swimmer-drunk-mad user

O 8)            Angel user wearing sunglasses and smiling

<;-{(           Sad user crying and using a mustache

*!#^!*|o#       Schizophrenic user wearing braces

<0*c            Cyclops-drunk-unhappy user

~~:-w           User burning and speaking with forked tongue

+-8-(           Religious-sad user wearing sunglasses

<:-@  8-        Male user screaming

[B-~[           Vampire user using a walkman, using glasses and with a cold

*!#^!*,-{\      Schizophrenic-one-winking-eye-only-undecided user
                using a mustache

<:-)  >-        Female user smiling

*(              Crazy user frowning

>8-<            Devilish-surprised-mad user

::-{}           User using normal glasses and wearing lipstick

+-B:p           Religious user with sunglasses on head and pointing
                the tongue out

}0*O            Cyclops-drunk-big-mouth user wearing a toupee in a updraft

+-:-/           Religious-undecided user

@::-x           User wearing a turban, using normal glasses and kissing

3:)             Pet user smiling

*!#^!*:@[       Pig-nose-schizoprenic-vampire user

@,^V            One-winking-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting

:*(@)           Drunk user shouting

<.(@)           One-eye-only user shouting

<8-{D           Happy user wearing sunglasses and using a mustache

|-~b            User with a cold and pointing the tongue out

*!#^!*|oO       Schizophrenic-big-mouth user snoring

@8[             Surprised-vampire user wearing a turban

<:)             User smiling

<&-I            Fool-tearful user

         A fish.  (?)

>-",",","-)D>   A fish.  (?)

__/\o_          A swimmer.  (?)
                A caterpiller.  (?)

/\o/\           A spider.  (?)

/\_/\           A mountain range.  (?)

^+^             Sideways Smiley Variation (?)

\,/             A grin.  (?)

/'\             A mountain.  (?)

/~'v'~\         Girl with pigtails.  (?)

(~v~)           Sideways Smiley Variation  (?)

=^.^=           A cat smiley.  (?)

-,-             Sleepy smiley.  (?)

-.-             Sleepy smiley.  (?)

\/              A grin.  (?)

(^_^)           Ear to ear smile
                Asian smiley

~=o  oOo  oOo  o@=<     (?)

ooo  O\O  ooo           KILROY!

ooo  *\*  ooo           Maybe;  (probably needs a wall)

__m_(OuO)_m__           With a wall. (some tty has nice 0's)

--ooo-------ooo--       Hanged at the other side of the wall ...

c=:             Phallus

C===:           XXL size

c=.             Phallus of a Cyclop

 =:             Eunuch's phallus

c=;             Eunuch's phallus with a crushed testicle

c=//=:          Bobbit Phallus

c=#=:           Bobbit Phallus after operation.

c=::            Four-engined

~:              Child

,:              Powerless

|I|             Frontside

|.|             Powerless in frontside

c=3             In abstinence for a while

c=B             Clergyman

(y)             Pubis

8x              Scissors

(8x)            Bobbit`s wife

{y}             Old pubis

[y]             Military pubis

((Y))           Fat lady

(((Y)))         Very fat lady

(..(Y)..)       More fat isn`t possible

(x(Y))          X weighted lady (in Kg)

(x)             Gay

=r)             Big nose smiley

=o)             Big nose smiley

(==)            Kosh from Babylon 5
                Cotton reel

[-:-)           Garibaldi from Babylon 5 ("Male pattern baldness")

(o:-)           Sinclair from Babylon 5 ("hole in your mind")

{ :-)           Minbari from Babylon 5

&:-)>           Narn from Babylon 5

{8->            Bart Simpson

{8-*            Maggie Simpson

{8-)            Lisa Simpson

=O)             Stimpy

>>>>X-O>>>>     Roadkill Smiley

///:-)          "Nest" haircut

<:3 )~~~~       Mouse

<:3             Rat/Mouse/Ferret

:I)             Smiley with septum pierce (flesh of nose between nostrils)

(^-^)           Smile

<^O^>           Laughing loudly

(@_@)           Stunned
                Grin

(o_o)           Shocked
                Smile

m(_ _)m         Deep bow used for apologizing or expressing thanks

O_O             Shocked (Japanese style)

^_-             Winking (Japanese style)

^_~             Winking 2 (Japanese style)

\ ^_^ /         Joyful! (Japanese style)

\(^o^\)(/^.^)/  Happy! (Japanese style)

(*^_^*)         Shy! (Japanese style)

/.#(            Adolf Hitler

:-)  >=>        Smiley reading a book

vH)             Here's a drakkar (Viking longboat?).

v##)            Here's a largish boat with more sails than a schooner.

v+)____,        Here's a boat weighing anchor.  Hmmm...  .5 tons.

<)              Here's a house boat.

v-|             Here's my life raft.

*<|<|<|=        A Christmas tree.

*%)             A punk after the big booze.

*8D             A punk wearing glasses.

______2_2222_________           Ducks spying at the wall.

_________@@__________           Imperial AT-AT spying over the wall of the
                                Hoth rebel base (pun intended).

_________0-n_________________   Key forgotten for someone that was
                                spying at this wall.

__________p^o_________          One-armed person using a binocular for
                                spying at the wall, being far away.
<+|:')          The pope

<+|:'@===       The vomiting pope

/:-=(           Adolf Hitler

(=(:->*         Uncle Sam

((:- =)X        Charlie Chaplin

: - =           Hitler

(-|---( : - )   The Pope

[ : ]           Frankenstien

\|://           George Bush

]:)|--<         I am the king

*|:^)(.)(...)   Snowman

:-)  -:         Smilie with an erection.

:-) 8  -        Female.

:-| 8( )-       Pregnant Female.

:-(   :-        Impotent (Or let down).

:-)   -8        Blue balls.

;-)  o===8      Braggart.

:-\  8o         After a cold shower.

;-)   ===8      Circumcised.

:-)  -^-:       In need of some corrective surgery.

:-)  :-...      Taking a leak.

:-}  -oo-:      Taking matters into hand.

:-o  ^^^^:      After zipping up fly too fast.

:-( :  -        You call those breasts?  I've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal!

:-0===8         Oh yeah?  I bet that you...

>]}             A dragon wearing sunglasses

87)             Cartoon character with a long nose and happy..

~87(            Cartoon character unhappy that he has only one hair on
                        his head

%87)            Cartoon character happy he has his curly hair

87D             Cartoon character with a long nose.. and VERY happy

87P O>w         Cartoon character enjoying eating his ice cream cone

87P`` O>w       Cartoon character REALLY enjoying eating his ice cream
                        cone with drops of saliva dripping *smile*..

<:-EXB          Vampirella
:p :q :d :b :D          User is licking his lips (sequence)

|^)             Chink smiley face

(oj             Smiley scuba diver with snorkel

q;|             Mean baseball-cap wearing Smiley

x:<>            Smiley Edd the Duck

#/\/:)          Smiley with cantilevered toupe

}:8             Far Side cow smiley

~(:)            Smiley playing at being an Indian

<|)             Chinese smiley

#(:             Left-handed user wearing a goatee
                Left-handed user has a really bad tie on

:)>             Basic goatee smiley

<(:             Basic goatee smiley (left-handed)

:)))            User is real fat

:-)       A guy with a bad tie on

<\\\\>(-:       A left-handed guy with a bad tie on

>-COD           User is "floundering" for something to say

___(member '(A B C D 1 (A B)) A)___     LISP code spying at the wall.
                                                (but it returns `t')

*<|B-3D>---|E   Santa Claus (?)

=B-)            User with spiked hair and sunglasses, smiling

=B-(            User with spiked hair and sunglasses, frowning

)-:             Bass-Ackwards smiley.
                Left-handed frowning smiley.

o:-)            Smiley with bullet hole in head (a.k.a. Dain-Bramaged Smiley)
[*>-]           Philippine Flag

o>-<|=          For messages of interest only to women.

~=              A candle, to annotate flaming messages.

>:-*            Angry

@=)             Dan Quayle smiley

@@@:)           Marge Simpson smiley

:|              Data Smiley

v)              Star Trek "The Traveler" Smiley

@:O             Mr. Bill smiley

-(:-)           German soldier from WWI

|^j             Profile, smiling, wearing those long, rectangular
                        sunglasses thingies.

/O\             User is ducking.

/oo\            Male user cringing from an (expected) below the belt blow.

.^,             Looking Sideways/Happy

:-L             Blank with cigarette or pipe

=-o             Surprised

<=-O            Frightened/Scared

=-<>            Mouth Gaped Open/Awe Struck

)|-[            Tired and Grumpy and Very Unhappy.

(]:-)           Happy in Soldier Hat or Gung Ho

$->             Happily Excited or With Greedy Selfish Tone

|-o             Squinting while Talking

:-|,            Quiet/Hushed/Not Talking/Zipped Shut

%+\             Messed Up/Spaced Out/Effected/Scrambled/Out-To-Lunch

|-.zzzzzzzzzz   Snoozing/Snorring/Sleeping Deeply/Knocked-Out

(c:             Smiley with big nose, seen from left (?)

(c:)            Bald smiley with big nose, seen from left (?)

>^..^<          Kitten

_.///           Echinda

<-)             Sail boat

===========:::?         A cigarette

=<:o)           Bert from Sesame Street

{=:{)           A chef.

==== >          Pencil

(]====[)        Dumb-bell

====[]          Mallet

.,*~`~*,..,*~`~*,..@    Worm

. . . @         Snail

o-(:-)          A Moogle's head

|=====(MHV)=====|       A Pro-Wrestling Title

>P-(         Angry cyclops

<(|-B                Silly!

0))__)>              Pencil

^^^^^U^^^U^=___         Alligator

8//=/\-,        Two people having sex

8//=\/-'        Two people having sex

/\^.^/\         Woman lying on her back

@:-7            Elvis

5:-7            Elvis

&:-?            Elvis

_\|/_           Sunset

~Y~ ^Y^ `Y'     Trees

_/^\/^\_        Mountains

_/^\/^\__`Y'_~Y~_iii.._\|/_..iii_~Y~_`Y'__/^\/^\_       Sunset in the mountains

_/^\/^\`Y'~Y~iii.._\|/_..iii~Y~`Y'/^\/^\_       Sunset in the mountains

_/\,            Inch worm

):8             A longhorn

|-o|            Tie Bomber

|o|             Tie Fighter

(o)             Tie Interceptor

T_,---          Starship

(-|-)           Terrok Nor (DS9)

-<-0        Licking Smiley with partner

:-)/ >0<0         Licking Smiley with fat partner

:-)/\/\/\/\/\/\/        Smiley with extendo froggie tongue for long distance
                                licking

:-)/\/\/\/\/\/\/>-<-0   Smiley licking a partner who is far away

:-)/\(-:        Two people swapping spit (tongue wrestling)

:-}====8        User is giving or receiving oral sex

(:              Smile

_--_            Hat

_/\_            Another hat

/. .\           A person looking the edge

-|-------       Sword

-------|-       Sword

-+              Small sword

+-              Small sword

__~~~~~~__      Another hat

(_|_)           An ass

(:>             Smiling

',:@ )          Dog
                Harold the not-pig

}"{             Butterfly

&               Duck

< > <           Fish

hTd             Chairs and table

:O)             User has a really big nose

:o)_~~          User smoking a cigarette

:OXO:           Big red kiss, never separated

3=8             A BF'ing

=:-)=           Punk rocker with a goatee

;-']            Cold

[(:-)](:-(      A toupee and it's windy

=]:-)=          Uncle Sam

:' (            Crying

-)              Cross-eyed

====|:-)=       Abe Lincoln

------(:-)      Really tall mohawk

#-|             Dazed and confused

:-<)            Happy moustache man

..-]            One-eyed smiley

:-)...          Drool

:-*)            Mustache variation

B-)**           Wearing glasses and a beard

B-C==<          Playing clarinet

ooP<            Bull Dossier

HHooHHHooHH-oob         Mack Truck

(\):-)          Turbine

O=8-)           Baker

O:)             Angel

]:>             Devil

}:>             Devil
                Devilish grin

=:-()           Scared

[:-|]           I'm a robot

(:\/            I'm a duck

:-)===          I'm a giraffe

:-} -oo-:       Taking matters into hand

;-) ===8        Circumcised

__m_oooo_m__    Yet another Siamese Twins spying at the wall

(~)3            Beer

7:)+)3          Man with hair, sparkling smile, and chin

\_/             Mixed drink

:)_______O      Drooling man

=>              Interested smiley

=8-O            Frightened smiley

:{              Mustache smiley

==|:-)          Abraham Lincoln

>:}             Evil smiley

}:K             Vampire smiley

}:(             The devil

:T              Depressed smiley

S:>B            Preppy smiley

SB-)            Elvis with his hair and shades

d:)             Little boy with his little hat

://             Smiley with its mouth taped shut

O??             Boxer
                I challenge you!

[O]             Macho man

{O}             Old macho man

}:->            Devilish grin

@@@@@@@@@@:)    Marge Simpson

&:;             Elvis

==:<            Rabbit

O-|-<           Person ready for a hug (mini whole body)

>B-{            Dr. Clayton Forrester (from MST3K)

@:o             TV's Frank (from MST3K)

,[]=            Cambot (from MST3K)

O^=|            Tom Servo (from MST3K)

*;-o            Joel Robinson (from MST3K)

}8^)            Mike Nelson (from MST3K)

#8()            Crow T. Robot (from MST3K)

o()=            Gypsy (from MST3K)

}B-D            Really Cool kid with shades and big smile

=)---           Sword

-|----          Sword

o=|=====>       Sword

o==|======-     Sword

====K-------    Sword

==)----------   Sword

>;<             Butterfly

>;              Butterfly from the left side

>Q<             Fat butterfly

>[]<            "Butter"-fly

];[             Al Gore

=;=             Butterfly disguised as a dragonfly
                Dragonfly

+;+             Butterfly with propellors

o;o             "Jet" butterfly

><;             Confused butterfly

*;*             Butterfly with turbo propellors

_._             Butterfly lying real still

^;^             Butterfly trying to be a bat

Y;Y             Butterfly with split ends

&;              Butterfly playing in yarn

};{             Latest butterfly fashion (furled wings)

***             Caterpillar

O               Cocoon

`@;;;;;;;;;;;   Caterpillar

,*'             Bee

-O              Blackjack

-|---           Dagger

--=<>           Club

-----           Quarterstaff

---------       Bo staff

===...===       Nunchuku

-|===-          Short sword

-|====-         Sword

-|=====-        Long sword

---|===         Bastard sword

----)====       Great sword

.--^--.         Short bow

.---^---.       Long bow

>>---->         Arrow/Dart

-==|)-          Crossbow

---->           Bolts

----##          Mace

----*           Morning star

==...*          Mace and chain

----][          War hammer

--==8           Battle axe

---v            Throwing axe

--------{}      Pole arm

------>         Spear

==-----------   Whip

[*]             Lantern

====**:.        Torch

[#]             Mirror

---9            Small hammer

[0]             Tinder box

.....+          Holy symbol

%^)             Goofy grin or smile (profile)

%-)             Someone slightly stunned and smiling

]:(             Spanish Civil Guard

<)OO__          Mouse

__(2,C>         Mouse

<:3 )--         Mouse

----{,_,">      Mouse

<",_,}-._       Mouse

=8-@            Horrified smilie

|-X             Ex-smilie or dead smilie

=:~)            Boxer smilie (or Peloduro)

-):             Le smilie d'Avignon

 )              Cheshire smilie

('v')           Smiley (?)

\`v'/           Smiley (?)

<~_~>           Smiley (?)

<-_->           Sleepy smiley (?)

<-.->           Sleepy smiley (?)

<-.~>           Winking smiley (?)

[^_^]           Smiley (?)
                Graduate

<^_^>           Chinese smiley (?)
                Joy!

(^.^)           Smiley (?)

(^v^)           Smiley (?)

(^|^)           Smiley (?)

---(8:>         Mouse

--(_~:>         Mouse

<:~_)--         Mouse

B}:3            Bunny smiley

[:)             Frankenstein

#:)             Matted hair 1

X:)             Matted hair 2

H:)             Matted hair 3

/:>             Punk

(:->)           Really posh

@:)             Turban

:0              Baby's first two teeth
                Wesley smiley (screaming as he finally gets killed off)

D-)             Cyclops

<-:p            Kid wearing baseball cap

{:)             Man with pimple on head

(:0)            Baby with first two teeth

(:=FE)          Man sticking out tongue

[:>)            Frankenstein

(:>}            Man with pointy chin

(%_%)           Acne

(`.')           Angry

(-oo-)          Baboon

(o_)~           Baseball cap

(-y-)           Beard

~{+.+}~         Bull

(*_*}           Chewing tobacco

( 8 )           Cyclops

(@g@)           Drool

(^.`')          Elvis

{a_6}           Glasses

:-)>-           Goatee

(^y^)           Goatee

(-@-)           Heavy lipstick

(@u@)           Laugh

(^=^)           Lips sealed

(^#^)           Mustache

(^*^)           Pig

('n`)           Pouting

("_")           Punk rocker

('.`)           Sad

(`o')           Screaming

C=>:*'))        Sick chef

(ojo)           Smoking

(oLo)           Smoking pipe

(@.@)           Surprised

(*,*)           Tongue out

(^>&)           Tongue in cheek

(?:?)           Undecided

]^>^[           Walkman

(-_o)           Wink

(#.#)           Zombie

[<(=)>]         Brazil

[]           Brazil

[ |*| ]         Canada

[|*|]           Canada

[*    ]         China

[*  ]           China

[-+---]         Denmark
                Finland
                Iceland
                Norway
                Sweden

[+--]           Denmark
                Finland
                Iceland
                Norway
                Sweden

[--+--]         England

[-+-]           England

[ | | ]         France
                Ireland
                Italy

[| |]           France
                Ireland
                Italy

[=====]         Germany
                Luxembourg
                Netherlands
                Spain

[===]           Germany
                Luxembourg
                Netherlands
                Spain

[  o  ]         Japan

[ o ]           Japan

[>====]         Kuwait

[>==]           Kuwait

[-----]         Poland

[---]           Poland

[> <]           Scotland

[  +  ]         Switzerland

[ + ]           Switzerland

[>----]         Czech Republic

[>--]           Czech Republic

[->|<-]         United Kingdom (UK)

[>|<]           United Kingdom (UK)

[  *  ]         Vietnan

[ * ]           Vietnam

.               Particle Man

--.             Particle Man running

:               Particle Man jumping up and down really fast

\.              Particle Man playing baseball

!               Particle Man gets a bright idea

?               Particle Man sliding down a water slide

%               Particle Man looking in the mirror

*               Particle Man discovers the pool is empty

./\.            Particle Man swordfighting with a flea

o               Particle Man after seeing very sexy water molecule

.)              Sammy Davis Jr.

.oooO           Left foot

Oooo.           Right foot

.ooo0           Left foot

0ooo.           Right foot

<@_@>           Bixie

           Dead

<$_$>           Rich!

<*_*>           Love

           Zzzz

<+_+>           Uhhh

           Tired

>>----->        Arrow

<'___)~         Mouse

O//////])==============================         Light sabre

*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*       Ascii waves

=\\\\\\\(============================-          Foil

||||||[::]|||||||||||||         Belt

__/\o_          Swimming

__/\o_ o        Water polo

|==|iiii|>-----         Needle

c[]             Cup of tea

|==[)XXXX>---   Different needle

<(O)>           An eye

/\_i\o          Guy dead from a sword wound

///\oo/\\\      Spider (or some kind of bug)

<')))))><       Fish

oxx)=----------         Sword

<:~__)-         Mouse

.               Flea
                Ant

@(_)~~~         Hot coffee

__@/            Snail

{>:|            User is a Klingon

::--))          Bad vertical hold

X-O             Sat on a pin

:E              Spider

8<              Scissors

>8              Scissors

@/              Snail

\@              Snail

"@              Snail

8//=/\-.        Sex

(#)---==        Badminton racket

,---'---'---'---=@===   Fishing rod

j               Hook

W               Tooth

,=;=;=;=;=;=;=O~        Centipede

=8>-()<         Chicken

(:O:)           Handiplus

'Oqqqqqqqqqqqqo-        Centipede

[{-_-}] ZZZzz zz z...   A sleeping baby (pillow included)

:<3o~           A mouse

^..^__)~        A piggie (in the mud)

&8)             Smiley wearing a hairpiece

::::::========------= ( )    (8)        Playing pool

-<>--=|=---^-'-`~'--+--8---#--/\--/o_----\0/----'`._,'`._,'-
                Sea with:  island, island with palmtree, shark chasing man to
                boat, far away island with palmtree, sundown, far away island
                with two palmtrees, shark chasing man closer, man being pulled
                under by seamonster coming from right while causing waves.

--=\=---=\=---  Barbwire

3#`             Scorpion

-=:\:=-         Kayak

[:-)I           Frankenstein smiley

>8=[..          User is an alien or Martian

>8=[~           User is an alien or Martian

==(:o3)         The Easter Bunny smiley

{:^>)           Grinning man with curly hair (and chin)

:)3             Counselor Troi smiley (the 3 are her boobs)

:{}             Riker smiley (with moustache and beard)

8{0}            Riker smiley (observing Troi's 3's)

{{{ : }         Worf smiley (note wrinkled forehead and smile)

:)\[-8          Smiley beating off with his left hand

1-)             One!?! (happy)

1-(             One!?! (unhappy)

2-)             Two!?! (happy)

2-(             Two!?! (unhappy)

3-)             Three!?! (happy)
                Odd look (happy)

3-(             Three!?! (unhappy)
                Odd look (unhappy)

4-)             Four!?! (happy)

4-(             Four!?! (unhappy)

5-)             Five!?! (happy)

5-(             Five!?! (unhappy)

6-)             Six!?! (happy)

6-(             Six!?! (unhappy)

7-)             Seven!?! (happy)

7-(             Seven!?! (unhappy)

9-)             Nine!?! (happy)

9-(             Nine!?! (unhappy)

69-)            Cancer
                Pisces
                Happy Moon Child

(^)_(^)         Basic smilie (Japanese symbol) wearing glasses

- -- --- === --- -- -   ASCII dividing line

(=              Smiling

[-:             Happy face

<-|             Cool guy smiling

}~;             Bruto with mustache

<^:             Smiling, profile

{-%             Drunk

]:)             Goat

^_+             Sees a good thing

+_^             Sees a good thing

(XXXXX];;;;;;;;;;>      Knife or Sword

/*^_^*\         Sailor Moon

'ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmo      Millipede

oOoOoOoO_OoOoOoOo       Severe distress

[b-] <(RESISTANCE IS FUTILE)    Borg smiley saying Borg catch-phrase before
                                        assimilating a new species

(_!_)           A regular ass

(__!__)         A fat ass

(_._)           A flat ass

(_^_)           A bubble ass

(_^^_)          A bubble ass

(_*_)           A sore ass
                A French ass
                Tongue in cheek

(_!__)          A lop-sided ass

{_!_}           A swishy ass

(_O_)           An ass that's been around even more

(_$_)           This ass will cost you

(_/_)           An asian ass

(_~_)           A latin ass

(_x_)           Kiss my ass

(_X_)           Leave my ass alone

(_#_)           Pound my ass

(_##_)          Pound my ass even harder

(_zzz_)         A tired ass

(_oo_)          An ass built for two

(_o^o_)         A wise ass

(_o^^o_)        A wise ass

(_13_)          An unlucky ass

(_Y_)           An ass that can't say No

(_?_)           A dumb ass

(88888:-)       Marge Simpson

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